LoZCardsfan23's Fan Songs

[LoZCardsfan23]

All right, the very first item on the FFF Creative Corner! This is a song I came up with in the middle of January that I just put the finishing touches to.

It's called Talkin' Blue Balls and if I had the proper tools, this song would be set to the tune of Talkin' Baseball, which is a 1981 song done by Terry Cashman. He has done countless versions of this song based on many different baseball teams over the years. It's also known as "Willie, Mickey and the Duke". Simpsons fans may recognize the song Talkin' Softball.

This is a song about Link and his adventures in saving Princess Zelda. He meets other girls along the way but cannot seem to buy a break. During the chorus, many different girls from the Zelda series are mentioned. Eventually, Link defeats Ganondorf but like in most Zelda games, gets no reward. So, that's pretty much what the song is about. I'm going to make a second post which has the words. Let me know what you think about it!

[LoZCardsfan23]

Talkin' Blue Balls

1. The legend has tradition,
And Link was on a mission
To save the pretty damsel in distress.
Many girls, all the while,
Give the Hero a warm smile.
But he couldn’t see
The heartache to be.
His mind was a mess!

Chorus:
I’m talkin’ blue balls!
Zelda, Marin, Saria.
Talkin’ blue balls!
Medli, Din, and Ilia.
Peatrice, Malon and Rosa, too.
Ruto wants to marry him, it’s true.
Aw, but poor Link,
Never gets his dues!

2. He slayed the Gleeok mighty fast,
Gave King Dodongo quite a blast.
The Hero filled his pockets with their loot.
And he gazed with his eyes
Those cute girls standing by.
Link did their chores
And tried to score,
But he got the boot!

Chorus:
I’m talkin’ blue balls!
Romani, Tetra, Hena.
Talkin’ blue balls!
Orielle and Kina.
Midna, Navi, Fi, back in the fold.
Nabooru, Telma, Impa are too old!
Aw, but poor Link,
Never gets the gold!

Bridge:
Now the Hero made Death Mountain
To face his long time foe.
But the King of Evil’s way too slow,
Link shot him with his Light Arrows,
Then the Master Sword went right through his head,
And Ganondorf was dead!

3. Well, the Hero of Time had done it.
The Triforce Three, he won it.
A date with Princess Zelda would be fun.
But all he got was “Thanks”
And then his heart just sank.
The chances were missed,
He hasn’t been kissed
Since two thousand one!

Chorus:
I’m talkin’ blue balls!
Zelda, Marin, Saria.
Talkin’ blue balls!
Medli, Din, and Ilia.
Peatrice, Malon and Rosa, too.
Ruto wants to marry him, it’s true.
Aw, but poor Link,
Never gets his dues!

Talkin’ blue balls,
Blue balls in Hyrule!
(Love hurts, love hurts, love hurts)

I’m talkin’ poor Link.
His ladies all refuse!
(Love hurts, love hurts, love hurts)

Yeah, it’s all the same,
No matter the game.
(Love hurts, love hurts, love hurts)
Stuck in the friend zone!

Talkin’ blue balls,
Blue balls in Hyrule!
(Love hurts, love hurts, love hurts)

Aw, what the heck?
Not even a peck!
(Love hurts, love hurts, love hurts)

I’m talkin’ blue balls… (song fades out)

[sage-saria]

I like this Lozcards, the part bout a date with Zelda would be fun is good, all I can think of in reply is in Links voice
"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess"

[LoZCardsfan23]

Aw, Thank you so much for the compliment Saria!

I wish I could find an instrumental or even a MIDI version of Talkin' Baseball because I would definitely make an attempt to sing and record this song with my words and perhaps make a video, but sadly I don't have the tools.

Skyward Sword inspired me to make this song because I've seen a lot of people in forums and Youtube complaining that Link and Zelda didn't kiss!

[Blueysky98]

Awesome! I even came up with a catchy tune! May I sing this for my youtube channel?! You will get credit and yes, it is that awesome. XD

[LoZCardsfan23]

I'm really glad that you like this song, Blueysky98!

As for singing this song on your Youtube channel, I say go for it!

Since I can't find the melody to "Talkin' Baseball" without the lyrics anywhere, you may certainly try to sing this song to another tune. Good luck!

[Blueysky98]

Thank you~ I'll give you the link to it when it's done. Oh~ I have an idea! I should wear my Link Cosplay! XD

[LoZCardsfan23]

Hey everyone! I have decided to combine my Talkin' Blue Balls song thread with this new song that I wrote in just one hour! This thread is now called "LoZCardsfan23's Fan Songs"

Last night, MC challenged the chat to do a fansong of "I Want Lapis", based off the song "I Want Candy", which was originally performed by the Strangeloves. It's also been covered by other artists over the years. I decided to do my lyric structure based off the original 1965 version. Tell me what you think about it! Enjoy!

I Want Lapis (Based off of the Original 1965 “I Want Candy” song)
Note: I made a few adjustments since the original post, in particular the second verse.

1. Talkin’ bout Minecraft, hey hey hey!
I’m gonna go mining, whaddya say?
Gold and Diamonds, they’re all right.
But I want an ore that’s oh so nice!

Chorus:
I want Lapis!
I want Lapis!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

2. Drive that axe right to the ground.
Glorious treasure will be found.
Zombies and Creepers, I ain’t scared.
Ender Dragon, now don’t you dare!

Chorus:
I want Lapis!
I want Lapis!

Bridge Chorus:
I want Lapis!
I want Lapis!
I want Lapis!
I want Lapis!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

3. Show me that rare ore, if you please.
It’ll all be mined, just wait and see.
I’ll get the Lapis somehow, someway.
Even if I hafta pick all day.

Chorus:
I want Lapis!
I want Lapis!
Whoo!

And that's the song! If you think that some of the lyrics should be tweaked a little bit, feel free to post your thoughts about it right here. Thanks!

[TeamSkyward]

Hehe, nice song bro It's been worded really nicely. Nice going, LoZ

[lucariMew98]

This is so amazing! I'm defiently going to learn it and hopefully get a chance to sing it on a karaoke mumble night xD

[LoZCardsfan23]

Thanks guys, I'm really glad you liked that Lapis song!
Lucari, if you do decide to perform this at the FFF Karaoke Night, I'll hope to be able to attend it because I can't wait to hear how it sounds!

My latest DerpWorks involving the four symbols of Fun For Freedom has become a hit! I've gotten a lot of positive feedback on it. I thank you all very much for posting on that, I greatly appreciate it! <3

As I told you in the DerpWorks thread, the idea for that art was inspired by an old classic Chevrolet song slogan used in the mid 1970's. They recently brought the song back in a current Chevrolet ad, but just the chorus that is. Well, I decided to try my luck at my own version of that song. You could call this the unofficial Fun for Freedom Song. So hear it is, friends. I give you, "Zelda, Bacon, Pokémon and Mountain Dew"!


Zelda, Bacon, Pokémon and Mountain Dew

In the years that we’ve been playing,
All the graphics have surely changed.
A lot of games have come and gone,
Some even came back again.

But through all the many changes,
The classics are for sure.
Fun for Freedom brings a mighty fine feeling,
Really makes us feel secure.

Chorus:
Cause we love Zelda, Bacon, Pokémon and Mountain Dew…
Zelda, Bacon, Pokémon and Mountain Dew.
They go together, Fun for Freedom’s where they live!
Zelda, Bacon, Pokémon and Mountain Dew!

Hope you all enjoyed it!

[TeamSkyward]

Hehe, nicely worded, bro. Totally awesome. I love it! Way to go once again, my bro

[khdarkwolf]

Nice job, Cards.

I don't know the tune unforunately, but you did well with the lyrics

[LoZCardsfan23]

Thanks TeamSkyward and Khdarkwolf. I'm really glad that you like this song!
Oh and Khdarkwolf, maybe this video will shed some light on the subject.

This is the original 1975 Chevrolet Ad that uses the famous "Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie, and Chevrolet" jingle.
My "Zelda, Bacon, Pokémon, and Mountain Dew" fan song would be based off of this melody.

Have a great night everyone!

[sage-saria]

Loz I love it!

Just having a few minutes chill out before I gotta head to work but that had made today a little better!

Take care and hopefully catch up with ya soon <3